I haven’t bought a gift
For I really am quite miffed.
It was 19 years ago
But I would have made a show.
You could have mentioned the wedding was in June
I’d have taken the first stork and been there real soon.
Instead of waiting more
I’d have come in ‘84.
A big deal I wouldn’t make
If you had at least saved some cake.
But I would have liked to see the bride all dressed
I’d have liked to see the groom all pressed.
And I really found it rude
For you your own daughter to exclude
But at least I’m here right now, to say
Happy anniversary day.